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Hey, happy woman's day grrrls. Today (besides mother's day, of course) is one of the few days that makes me proud of being a woman. Even though the only ones who remember are women, and every other news anchor who has to know, or else. Well, actually I am proud, the only thing that bothers me is the sacrifice and pain we had to go through (and some are still going through) to get such a day. And that's why here are the 10 reasons why women are better than men:

1. We have babies, yes, I know we need a man to do that, but mankind would be lost if we decided one day not to go through all that pain, trouble and suffering (physically, I mean).
2. We have babies, ha! bet you didn't see that one coming! Well it's the same point, but with completely diferent reasons; we get to experience some one of the best feelings in the world, a little person moving inside, breastfeeding, and doing all the "mom" things only we can do.
3. We look much better, well, we certainly try harder. Men think that only if their "package" is good, or if they're rich, then that's enough, but women, oh my god! There's the hair, the skin, the body fat, the weight, the height, the complexion, the smell, the diet, the make up, etc., etc., etc.
4. We handle the "tough" situations better, think of a spoiled child, a funeral, a shot, a blood drawing or labor for the God and Godess' sake!!! Men would just die. I mean, we even handle them!
5. We are the best friends, the best friendship in the world will always be between women. No matter what, we are there for each other, specially if those best friends happen to be sisters, cousins, mother-daughter, etc.
6. We don't fight, there's no need for us to get physical, with looks and words we say it all. Among women, we can destroy each other, but we'll always be in one piece.
7. We are fashion friendly, we can wear our clothes, we can wear men's clothes, basically we can wear (or not wear) anything at all, and we'll find a way to look great.
8. We can manipulate, and that's one of the best features! Fathers, brothers, sons, friends, couples, all of them are merely toys of our wishes. ( well maybe I'm watching too much t.v.)
9. We make the most important decisions, to work, not to work, to study, to get married, to have kids, to get divorced, decisions where most men would need therapy.
10. Because we say so! Do I need to explain?

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