planet lez

I don't know if there's a translation for it in english, but it's kind of a pick up line, only a tad more annoying. They say a woman is capable of doing many things at the same time, but c'mon dammit! wake up at 6, check Liam's uniform, ¿is his lunch ready?, ¿is mine? Damn! l didn't prepare my lunch! Liam, wake up, it's late, No, you cannot take your He-man to school, ok l'll brush your teeth, l know you're sleepy, ok, what should l wear, nope, no time for ironing, let's go, let's go, let's go, get on the bus, l have 5 minutes to arrive to Liam's school, ok, now run to the next bus or you'll be late!, oops, there goes the bus, no matter how much you yell, it won't stop, and you're just making a fool of yourself, and l feel so pissed. O.k. relax Leslie, you still have time, and when l think it can't get worse, some asshole drives by smacking a really loud kiss, and asking if he could take me, while he looks at me up and down!!! Guys, you have no idea how humiliating that is. And worse, l'm working my ass off and trying to have some dignity and this neanderthal with just a comment makes me feel like a slut, l mean c'mon, do you see me in stilettos, mini skirt and cleavage? l don't think so. l'm wearing normal clothes, my normal job I.D., and low heel shoes, is it for show off? does it make you feel more a man? are you gay if you don't do that? Oh, but never answer back or they'll say, 'you're not that pretty, you whore' W...T...F!?!?!?

Anyway, girls, try (if you can) to ignore these piropos of the 21st. century, unless you like them. And guys,...um....go.....fly a kite... or something.


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